Week 4 - Well What Do You Know?

We are at the quarter pole folks and things are getting interesting. Certain things that seemed to be plain out of place are starting to solidify into trends. Some of us are pleased while others are left to scratch their heads. All in all it makes for some good entertainment! Some of my thoughts on the week:

Patriots - while they kept it close initially, the Pats did what they always do and adjusted their game to take it to their opponents in the 2nd half. This is what you call coaching - start off with a game plan, make adjustments based on your opponent's reaction to your plan, and kick some ass! (Norv Turner has no idea how to do this, but that is no surprise). These guys are 4-0 and have outscored their opponents 148 to 48 - a difference of 100 points! This is incredible as the next highest total difference is the Cowboys at 79 and nobody else is even close. The Chargers you ask? they are -34, having been outscored handily by powerhouses such as KC.

Packers - I really must take a moment to make a retraction of a post that I did last year about Brett Favre where I told him to retire. He ignored me as he always does (he never returns my calls!) and has shown that he still has some game left in him. Crap, that guy can deliver a ball fast. I mean, one second the ball is in his hand at his side and the next it is 30 yards down filed stinging someone's hands. Fast, decisive action is needed to get the ball where it needs to be in this league and Brett certainly has it. Whether the Pack can continue beyond 4-0 is uncertain, but they are a scrappy team.

The Eagles - Hmmm, eggs in a carton, jurors in a room, months in a year, sacks of McNabb last week. What do all of these have in common? the number 12! Twelve fucking sacks? And one guy got 6??? I have not seen pass coverage this bad since the Charger line basically gave Ryan Leaf up to the wolves because they did not like him. Perhaps Donavan has pissed off his O-line or something because I don't think that the Giant's defense is that good as they now have a grand total of 16 sacks for the year. Hmmm, Donavan spouts off, has a good game, and then gets crushed. I am not sure what to make of it, but I am sure that time will tell on this one. One thing for sure, the Eagles will not see the postseason.

The Raiders - You knew it was coming, and here it is! The Silver and black have now equaled last year's win total at the quarter pole mark with a nice ass kicking in Miami. Little Layne Kiffin finally started Culpepper and he showed that he is a winner. He did not have to throw much as the Raiders #1 ranked running game took care of Miami's weak defense handily. He did show that his knee is fine and made sure that the fans in Miami knew it after his second of three rushing TDs. It was nice to see Jerry Porter haul in a few scores as well because if he is on he will rival Moss in talent (if someone simply throws the ball to him accurately). From where I sit, I think that the odds when the Raiders come into SD in two weeks will be much closer than bolt fans would like.

Chargers - Wow- what a fucking disaster! I knew the the norvinator was bad, but this is pathetic! His inept play calling has highlighted the weakness of San Diego's offense. What weakness you say? The glaring weakness that is the fact that unless LT has his hands directly on the ball you are screwed. Period. The facts for this argument are present in abundance. Even before Norv inexplicably withheld the ball from LT in the second half the Bolts only managed a meager offensive output - at home - against fucking KC! Watch out when Dominic Rhodes rolls down there with the Raiders, hungry for yards after a little league mandated vacation. I think that we may even see a little pissy slap fight on the sidelines between LT and Rivers if this keeps up! I also have one more prediction: At some point on Sunday, the TV cameras will pan over to Turner and he will have a look on his face like he is trying to remember where he left his car keys, or whether he wanted to order tofurkey or salmon for his thanksgiving day dinner.


Beers

I got a bit of feedback from last weeks comments about yeast in beer. Most agreed with me that it made the experience of drinking the beer less than agreeable if not totally fucked. One commented that it increased his flatulence, sometimes to uncomfortable levels. A few however, challenged my manhood and one went so far as to say that Sierra Nevada is meant to be drank straight from the bottle and those who decant it are wimps. All I have to say to that is go right ahead dumbass and suck up that yeast - just keep your gassy self away from me!

I will be fishing in the Sierras with some other jackasses this weekend and will probably have one or two beers - okay, maybe more than two! It will be nearly freezing the entire time, so in addition to the copious quantities of Bud Light, I think that some Guinness will be in order. Guinness is something that I really came to love during my 10 day stay in Ireland in 2005. When poured correctly, there may be no better beer. People think it is heavy, but it only has 10 more calories than a bud Light per serving. And it is so fucking good. Some people think that you can't drink it as an all day (night) beer, but millions of Irish can't be wrong. I can attest that you certainly can drink it just like an American "light" beer, but you need to be at a keg to do it. The Guinness that they sell in bottles ought to be thrown back into the sea and the stuff in the tall cans, while passable, cannot rival a properly poured pint from the tap. Most places don't do it right as it takes two passes to fill a pint and about 2-3 minutes of time. Can you say "Car Bomb"?